Quotes from mom

"Leadbull" (leadbull911) 07/02/2016 at 20:33 • Filed to: None

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“Does a diesel engine take diesel fuel?”

Die-Trying > Leadbull 07/02/2016 at 20:43

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was she at the station trying to decide to get fuel???

TheHondaBro > Leadbull 07/02/2016 at 20:44

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At least she didn’t ask “does it take diesel gas?”

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Leadbull 07/02/2016 at 20:46

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“It actually runs on jet fuel mom"

TheHondaBro > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 07/02/2016 at 20:49

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4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > TheHondaBro 07/02/2016 at 20:50

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In the UK gas oil is almost synonymous with diesel (actually meaning red diesel - specifically designed for agricultural use), so she would still be mostly right.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Leadbull 07/02/2016 at 20:53

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Fun fact - my sister thought diesel fuel was more expensive than petrol because it’s heavier so they have to drill deeper to get it out of the ground.

Leadbull > Die-Trying 07/02/2016 at 20:54

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Thankfully not...

Leadbull > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 07/02/2016 at 20:55

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My citroen won't start > Leadbull 07/02/2016 at 20:55

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Can diesel fuel melt steel beams?

Die-Trying > My citroen won't start 07/02/2016 at 20:59

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YES it can .........

The Snowman > Leadbull 07/02/2016 at 23:41

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Mom earlier this year, “how many quarters are in the Super Bowl?"

Leadbull > The Snowman 07/03/2016 at 01:01

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50, one for each state.

whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > Leadbull 07/03/2016 at 01:59

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I’ve started immortalising questionable quotes by my parents in inspirational poster form. I suggest you do the same.

wiffleballtony > Leadbull 07/03/2016 at 12:02

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It will take regular unleaded. Once.